Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Patch

Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we’re making the official Secret Jewish Spacer Laser Corp patches available to the public. Bonus: your purchase helps raise funds to defeat QAnon-supporting politicians!

Join the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps and wear this new embroidered patch with pride!  (But also with discretion, because it is a secret!)

Available in either iron-on or velcro-backed versions. 

50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.

• Measurements: 3.5″ across

Also available as an enamel pin.

Original illustration © Nick Jehlen